Best When Very Cold
Otter's Winter Budget
Don't think I am tight
If I don't buy a round
Talk to me later
When the economy's sound
Don't call me cheap
If I don't buy a shot
You know that I'm game
But my wallet is not
Don't call me a pooper
If I don't show up
Just join me at home
With a bottle and cup
Just come on by
By foot or your car
We'll eat sardines
And slam PBR
I really can't cheat
I'm on a low budget
I don't work on Wall Street
You know I can't fudge it
I still am your God
Big "O" from the river
But for the time being
I'll be kind to your liver!
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Theo J. van Joolen
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Facebook Status of Sean Oscanlon: Don't think I'm tight, if I don't buy a round...I'm on a loooowww budget. [22 Nov. 2010]
If I don't buy a round
Talk to me later
When the economy's sound
Don't call me cheap
If I don't buy a shot
You know that I'm game
But my wallet is not
Don't call me a pooper
If I don't show up
Just join me at home
With a bottle and cup
Just come on by
By foot or your car
We'll eat sardines
And slam PBR
I really can't cheat
I'm on a low budget
I don't work on Wall Street
You know I can't fudge it
I still am your God
Big "O" from the river
But for the time being
I'll be kind to your liver!
***
Theo J. van Joolen
***
Facebook Status of Sean Oscanlon: Don't think I'm tight, if I don't buy a round...I'm on a loooowww budget. [22 Nov. 2010]